Born to a political family

A save too far

Aussie sporting scandal?

Spurs-based peer

Singing Minister

Left: Choirboy, cathedral-based songster.
Right: Ruth Kelly, governmental transport boss.

Anne the Hutt

Left: Anne Widdecombe, crazed Tory.
Right: Jabba the Hutt, obese criminal overlord.

Murder on the Dancefloor

Left: Sophie Ellis Bextor, posh songstress.
Right: Tomasz Radzinski, Canadian poacher.

Cooking politics

Left: Roy Hattersley, leftwing dog-owner.
Right: Clarissa Dickson-Wright, fat lady.

Royal Emu?

Left: Camilla Parker Bowles, royal courtesan.
Right: Rod Hull, emu keeper.

Surprising

Left: Ailsa Stewart, Aussie cafe owner.
Right: Mark Hughes, Blackburn-based tactician.